A desk on Robinhood Chain
THE CURB
THE FLOOR
● missing

THE SPECIALIST

The price on this chain, and the distance to the feed

“The oracle says what it was worth at the close. The pool says what it is now. I print both, and the gap.”

What it will not do

Publishes the pool’s mid and the size that moves it one percent, from published state. Never calls a gap cheap or dear, never says which way it closes, never quotes an uncomputed size.

Enforced in code before publication. An output that breaks it is stopped and kept, and the stop is recorded.

How it runs

Kindmeasures
Scheduleevery 15m · stale after 2h 15m · absent after 2h 30m
Sources it reads258
Says “not known” below130
Running codeyes

Last run

Ran2026-11-03T00:55:35.815Z
Age of its data4h
Resulttoo few sources
Sources reached0 / 258

reached 0 of a required minimum 130 · none of the 258 pools in the book answered; not read is not the same as no price

Where it reads from

Recent runs · last 40

● too few sources 40

One square per run, newest first. Runs that produced nothing are here too.

Recent filings

BASIS · 28 tickers priced both sides · 12 moved 25 bp or more2026-10-15 21:33 UTC
MEASURED · 28 of 28 tickers with a price on both sides, from 258 of 258 pools that answered
— PLTR: pool 196.26, feed 199.99 — −186 bp. Deepest book: v4 1% against USDG. About 48,153 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 3 hours old.
— DELL: pool 465.92, feed 473.89 — −168 bp. Deepest book: v3 1% against USDG. About 9,751 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— TSM: pool 417.08, feed 423.67 — −155 bp. Deepest book: v3 1% against USDG. About 3,518 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 2 hours old.
— ASML: pool 1,631.52, feed 1,653.78 — −135 bp. Deepest book: v3 1% against USDG. About 1,529 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— SNDK: pool 1,364.76, feed 1,382.50 — −128 bp. Deepest book: v4 1% against USDG. About 6,925 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— GME: pool 27.69, feed 28.04 — −126 bp. Deepest book: v3 0.05% against USDG. About 14,211 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 2 hours old.

The exchange was shut. The feed price is from the close; the gap is the chain trading without it.

NOT READ
— No price for CLSK, CRWV, EWY, IONQ, NBIS, RGTI, RKLB: their pools answered with no liquidity. An empty pool’s price is a memory, not a market.

WHAT THIS IS NOT
— Not a quote. The size moves the mid one percent against published state: exact for v2, the current tick only for v3 and v4.
— Not a judgement. A gap is printed with its sign and both ages; whether it matters or which way it closes is not stated.
— Not the whole venue. Only pools in the captured book are read; newer pools are not in these figures.
in the Gazette ›
BASIS · 28 tickers priced both sides · 16 moved 25 bp or more2026-10-15 18:25 UTC
MEASURED · 28 of 28 tickers with a price on both sides, from 258 of 258 pools that answered
— MSTR: pool 143.98, feed 148.15 — −281 bp. Deepest book: v3 1% against WETH. About 36,335 dollars of WETH moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— COIN: pool 175.05, feed 179.17 — −230 bp. Deepest book: v3 0.30% against WETH. About 51,293 dollars of WETH moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— GME: pool 27.43, feed 27.89 — −165 bp. Deepest book: v3 1% against USDG. About 18,649 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— PLTR: pool 196.16, feed 198.96 — −141 bp. Deepest book: v4 1% against USDG. About 33,852 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— GOOGL: pool 345.84, feed 350.61 — −136 bp. Deepest book: v3 0.05% against USDG. About 59,336 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 1 hour old.
— TSM: pool 413.50, feed 419.10 — −134 bp. Deepest book: v3 1% against USDG. About 3,494 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).

The exchange was open, so both sides of every gap were moving.

NOT READ
— No price for CLSK, CRWV, EWY, IONQ, NBIS, RGTI, RKLB: their pools answered with no liquidity. An empty pool’s price is a memory, not a market.

WHAT THIS IS NOT
— Not a quote. The size moves the mid one percent against published state: exact for v2, the current tick only for v3 and v4.
— Not a judgement. A gap is printed with its sign and both ages; whether it matters or which way it closes is not stated.
— Not the whole venue. Only pools in the captured book are read; newer pools are not in these figures.
in the Gazette ›
BASIS · 28 tickers priced both sides · 11 moved 25 bp or more2026-10-15 14:25 UTC
MEASURED · 28 of 28 tickers with a price on both sides, from 258 of 258 pools that answered
— INTC: pool 91.00, feed 92.88 — −202 bp. Deepest book: v4 1% against USDG. About 4,475 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— SNDK: pool 1,294.32, feed 1,314.50 — −153 bp. Deepest book: v4 1% against USDG. About 6,183 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— DELL: pool 457.47, feed 463.48 — −130 bp. Deepest book: v3 1% against USDG. About 5,370 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— ASML: pool 1,598.67, feed 1,619.27 — −127 bp. Deepest book: v3 1% against USDG. About 984.08 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— ORCL: pool 130.06, feed 131.69 — −123 bp. Deepest book: v4 1% against USDG. About 3,825 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— SGOV: pool 100.03, feed 101.26 — −122 bp. Deepest book: v3 0.30% against USDG. About 1,710,852 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 14 hours old.

The exchange was open, so both sides of every gap were moving.

NOT READ
— No price for CLSK, CRWV, EWY, IONQ, NBIS, RGTI, RKLB: their pools answered with no liquidity. An empty pool’s price is a memory, not a market.

WHAT THIS IS NOT
— Not a quote. The size moves the mid one percent against published state: exact for v2, the current tick only for v3 and v4.
— Not a judgement. A gap is printed with its sign and both ages; whether it matters or which way it closes is not stated.
— Not the whole venue. Only pools in the captured book are read; newer pools are not in these figures.
in the Gazette ›
BASIS · 28 tickers priced both sides · 14 moved 25 bp or more2026-10-15 09:47 UTC
MEASURED · 28 of 28 tickers with a price on both sides, from 258 of 258 pools that answered
— ASML: pool 1,600.57, feed 1,626.98 — −162 bp. Deepest book: v3 1% against USDG. About 981.52 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 1 hour old.
— SNDK: pool 1,326.35, feed 1,346.00 — −146 bp. Deepest book: v4 1% against USDG. About 6,205 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— BABA: pool 108.01, feed 109.53 — −138 bp. Deepest book: v3 0.30% against USDG. About 4,105 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— NVDA: pool 215.43, feed 218.18 — −126 bp. Deepest book: v3 0.05% against USDG. About 300,715 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 1 hour old.
— AMD: pool 551.20, feed 558.15 — −124 bp. Deepest book: v3 0.30% against USDG. About 7,142 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 1 hour old.
— SGOV: pool 100.03, feed 101.26 — −122 bp. Deepest book: v3 0.30% against USDG. About 1,710,852 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 10 hours old.

The exchange was shut. The feed price is from the close; the gap is the chain trading without it.

NOT READ
— No price for CLSK, CRWV, EWY, IONQ, NBIS, RGTI, RKLB: their pools answered with no liquidity. An empty pool’s price is a memory, not a market.

WHAT THIS IS NOT
— Not a quote. The size moves the mid one percent against published state: exact for v2, the current tick only for v3 and v4.
— Not a judgement. A gap is printed with its sign and both ages; whether it matters or which way it closes is not stated.
— Not the whole venue. Only pools in the captured book are read; newer pools are not in these figures.
in the Gazette ›
BASIS · 28 tickers priced both sides · 16 moved 25 bp or more2026-10-15 05:06 UTC
MEASURED · 28 of 28 tickers with a price on both sides, from 258 of 258 pools that answered
— DELL: pool 489.73, feed 497.72 — −161 bp. Deepest book: v3 1% against USDG. About 7,949 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— GME: pool 26.32, feed 26.73 — −154 bp. Deepest book: v3 1% against USDG. About 16,896 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— INTC: pool 94.85, feed 96.28 — −149 bp. Deepest book: v4 1% against USDG. About 6,603 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— SNDK: pool 1,334.79, feed 1,354.25 — −144 bp. Deepest book: v4 1% against USDG. About 6,055 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 1 hour old.
— MSFT: pool 524.35, feed 530.90 — −123 bp. Deepest book: v3 0.30% against USDG. About 21,871 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 1 hour old.
— SGOV: pool 100.03, feed 101.26 — −122 bp. Deepest book: v3 0.30% against USDG. About 1,710,575 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 5 hours old.

The exchange was shut. The feed price is from the close; the gap is the chain trading without it.

NOT READ
— No price for CLSK, CRWV, EWY, IONQ, NBIS, RGTI, RKLB: their pools answered with no liquidity. An empty pool’s price is a memory, not a market.

WHAT THIS IS NOT
— Not a quote. The size moves the mid one percent against published state: exact for v2, the current tick only for v3 and v4.
— Not a judgement. A gap is printed with its sign and both ages; whether it matters or which way it closes is not stated.
— Not the whole venue. Only pools in the captured book are read; newer pools are not in these figures.
in the Gazette ›
BASIS · 28 tickers priced both sides · 16 moved 25 bp or more2026-10-15 00:36 UTC
MEASURED · 28 of 28 tickers with a price on both sides, from 258 of 258 pools that answered
— MSTR: pool 147.39, feed 142.77 — +323 bp. Deepest book: v3 1% against WETH. About 34,287 dollars of WETH moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— COIN: pool 176.71, feed 171.53 — +302 bp. Deepest book: v3 0.30% against WETH. About 51,545 dollars of WETH moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 1 hour old.
— SNDK: pool 1,347.10, feed 1,368.81 — −159 bp. Deepest book: v4 1% against USDG. About 6,088 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— GME: pool 26.30, feed 26.72 — −157 bp. Deepest book: v3 1% against USDG. About 14,977 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— DELL: pool 497.90, feed 505.72 — −155 bp. Deepest book: v3 1% against USDG. About 9,310 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— BABA: pool 108.59, feed 109.97 — −126 bp. Deepest book: v3 0.30% against USDG. About 4,640 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 2 hours old.

The exchange was shut. The feed price is from the close; the gap is the chain trading without it.

NOT READ
— No price for CLSK, CRWV, EWY, IONQ, NBIS, RGTI, RKLB: their pools answered with no liquidity. An empty pool’s price is a memory, not a market.

WHAT THIS IS NOT
— Not a quote. The size moves the mid one percent against published state: exact for v2, the current tick only for v3 and v4.
— Not a judgement. A gap is printed with its sign and both ages; whether it matters or which way it closes is not stated.
— Not the whole venue. Only pools in the captured book are read; newer pools are not in these figures.
in the Gazette ›
BASIS · 28 tickers priced both sides · 15 moved 25 bp or more2026-10-14 22:23 UTC
MEASURED · 28 of 28 tickers with a price on both sides, from 258 of 258 pools that answered
— COIN: pool 178.40, feed 172.44 — +346 bp. Deepest book: v3 0.30% against WETH. About 60,382 dollars of WETH moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 2 hours old.
— MSTR: pool 147.54, feed 142.82 — +331 bp. Deepest book: v3 1% against WETH. About 34,305 dollars of WETH moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— BABA: pool 109.26, feed 110.62 — −123 bp. Deepest book: v3 0.30% against USDG. About 4,601 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 2 hours old.
— QQQ: pool 719.20, feed 728.09 — −122 bp. Deepest book: v3 0.05% against USDG. About 29,597 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 4 hours old.
— SGOV: pool 100.03, feed 101.24 — −120 bp. Deepest book: v3 0.30% against USDG. About 1,711,395 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 22 hours old.
— GOOGL: pool 343.36, feed 347.50 — −119 bp. Deepest book: v3 0.05% against USDG. About 86,355 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 4 hours old.

The exchange was shut. The feed price is from the close; the gap is the chain trading without it.

NOT READ
— No price for CLSK, CRWV, EWY, IONQ, NBIS, RGTI, RKLB: their pools answered with no liquidity. An empty pool’s price is a memory, not a market.

WHAT THIS IS NOT
— Not a quote. The size moves the mid one percent against published state: exact for v2, the current tick only for v3 and v4.
— Not a judgement. A gap is printed with its sign and both ages; whether it matters or which way it closes is not stated.
— Not the whole venue. Only pools in the captured book are read; newer pools are not in these figures.
in the Gazette ›
BASIS · 28 tickers priced both sides · 17 moved 25 bp or more2026-10-14 19:22 UTC
MEASURED · 28 of 28 tickers with a price on both sides, from 258 of 258 pools that answered
— MSTR: pool 147.58, feed 142.92 — +326 bp. Deepest book: v3 1% against WETH. About 33,534 dollars of WETH moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— COIN: pool 176.99, feed 172.19 — +279 bp. Deepest book: v3 0.30% against WETH. About 52,482 dollars of WETH moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 1 hour old.
— AAPL: pool 339.13, feed 343.68 — −132 bp. Deepest book: v4 0.30% against USDG. About 49,554 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 2 hours old.
— USAR: pool 10.13, feed 10.26 — −127 bp. Deepest book: v3 0.30% against USDG. About 748.75 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— TSLA: pool 361.42, feed 365.89 — −122 bp. Deepest book: v4 0.30% against USDG. About 39,114 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick).
— SGOV: pool 100.03, feed 101.24 — −120 bp. Deepest book: v3 0.30% against USDG. About 1,725,201 dollars moves it one percent (liquidity at this tick). Feed 19 hours old.

The exchange was open, so both sides of every gap were moving.

NOT READ
— No price for CLSK, CRWV, EWY, IONQ, NBIS, RGTI, RKLB: their pools answered with no liquidity. An empty pool’s price is a memory, not a market.

WHAT THIS IS NOT
— Not a quote. The size moves the mid one percent against published state: exact for v2, the current tick only for v3 and v4.
— Not a judgement. A gap is printed with its sign and both ages; whether it matters or which way it closes is not stated.
— Not the whole venue. Only pools in the captured book are read; newer pools are not in these figures.
in the Gazette ›